tshirt slogans.......baby vest slogans......

My sister has a business that embroiders names, designs, slogans etc onto shirts.....

I was explaining that baby vests/ T's with rude or jokey slogans were very popular with Moms these days.....as are tshirts with rude/ jokey or informative messages.............

So I would love if you could share ideas for tshirt slogans or baby bodysuits / vests/ T's ...........

I was thinking of T's for:

Homeschoolers
Large families
Babies
toddlers...........

ie:

'I'm Homeschooled-

*Yes I socialise

*Yes I can go to college

Any other ignorant questions?'

I know how and where to market them - its just the actual words and ideas I need.

Thanks!