I went away for the weekend and met a new guy....my friend Joanne introduced us....his name's Hank...he's a little fruity ;)
I brought him home with me and introduced him to Lloyd - thought he might like a threesome (you know the way some men fantasize.....) but sadly Lloyd wasn't quite as amused.....I think Hanks size intimidated him.....I'm a little relieved to be honest - Hank can be a little prickly at times ;)
And so Hank is now sitting in the sunroom looking out at the driveway with a sad look in his eye....just waiting for that first little fruit fly to penetrate his tough smooth skin.....either that or I take the blade to him this afternoon and make chocolate muffins from him......
Hhhmmmmm.....
